From: Michael Varney 
Subject: Website
To: asphalt@pavetheearth.org
Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:03:00 -0500

Hey man, I am just a poor republican college student that would like to own
this website to make fun of Al Gore. Is there anyway you would sell it. And
don't say like 500 or 50000 dollars, it's not that important, I was just going
to have some fun. I'll even send you a T-shirt I am making up.

Thanks,

Mike V


From: Dr.John Smallberries 
Subject: If Britney Spears...?
To: asphalt@pavetheearth.org
Date: Tue, 11 Jun 2002 13:16:56 -0700
Reply-To: smallberries@mindspring.com
Organization: AcmeVaporware, Inc.


If a blind and deaf Britney Spears fell down in a forest, would she make a
sound?

-Dr. J


From: "Lord Zoltan" 
Subject: ?-{}
To: 
Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2002 02:01:02 -0400

What in the Hell?

Oh yeah, people just do stuff---...---


From: "Annie Guthrie" 
Subject: paving the earth
To: asphalt@pavetheearth.org 
Date: Mon, 04 Mar 2002 02:07:18 -0800 



-- 
Annie Guthrie
annieg@onebox.com - email
(866) 248-7671 x7910 - voicemail/fax

   Dear mister assfault,
     I think you have come up with the plan of the New Millenieun.
   Do you believe you could possiable top Christo and his destruction   
   of the earth in the name of art? You know, there is a very real possiablity
that you may see your most tantlizing dream come true.
you are truely a paver in every sence of the of the word. I wish that
my dreams could be as solid as yours. Its amazing to see such determination
that could change the face of the earth litteraly. Man, I wish you all
the luck in the world! (You'll need it). E-mail me if your plan works!
We have three stam rollers in our yard! Lets make some money and somther
that filth people call earth.


From: "Andy Ortlieb" 
Subject: Furry gonads
To: asphalt@pavetheearth.org  
Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2001 07:53:53 -0800

What's the anticipated procedure for this?

I say we burn everything before we pave... it would be much more fun.

Make sure we get all the pesky humans too.


From: "Tigerlord" 
Subject: Fuel availability
To: 
Date: Sat, 25 Aug 2001 22:35:34 -0500

Once we pave the planet, are there any ideas on how we refuel without having
unsightly fuel pumps dotting the clean, slick asphalt?


From: "Nathan Chronister" 
Subject: 
To: 
Date: Sun, 4 Feb 2001 12:02:56 -0500

there used to be a lot of cool pave the earth shit on the internet. where
did it all go?


From: SaNiTaRiUm142@aol.com
Subject: complaint
To: asphalt@pavetheearth.org
Date: Sat, 25 Nov 2000 00:31:43 EST

you bastard! pavement and chrome have rights too!


From: junkmail@ucsd.com
Subject: What I want to know.
Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 14:54:12 -0800
To: asphalt@pavetheearth.org

Why Does the department of Defense have first Strike capability.
	

	

From: Marko Osborne <mosborne@liberate.com>
Subject: The color blue
Date: Wed, 23 Aug 2000 11:52:41 -0700
To: asphalt@pavetheearth.org

Why does it haunt me so?

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From: "john" <j.viets@worldnet.att.net>
Subject: i know sports like i know the back of claudia schiffers ass.
Date: Mon, 21 Aug 2000 22:28:22 -0400
To: <asphalt@pavetheearth.org>

the braves never should have traded michael jordan to the bruins. idiots... just
+a thought, thank you.